ADM stands for Automatic Diagnosing Machine, a machine to help in the crowded doctor's waiting rooms.

One person arrives to the hospital and says to himself.

“Hey, this is new! Let us try!”

and as he pushes the start button the display starts showing.

“Please, insert your ID card and take a plastic glass from the lower compartment”

and he does this way. The display continues to show:

“Now, take a piss on it”

and so he does.

“Replace the glass to the compartment”

and the diagnostic is printed out:

“You suffer of a elbow luxation. Keep you left arm at rest for three weeks”

“This stupid machine!” he says, “I do not feel any pain, I am going to trick it” and he takes a fresh glass and takes it home.

When he got home, he ran across his wife and said:

“Maria, pee here!”,

showing the glass to her and Maria so did. He found his daughter and asked her to do the same. And while leaving the house he saw the old tractor and taking some oil, mixed all together.

Finally he does what some men do when they are lack of a female partner, pour the result to the plastic glass and takes this to the machine.

He does all the previous operations trying to trick the machine by changing the glasses and get the printout.

The diagnostic says:

“Your wife has a minor stomach ailment, you daughter is going to give birth, the tractor needs an oil change, do not you think so?, and by the way, did not we tell you to keep your left arm at rest at least for three weeks".