After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the main brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says:

"Hey “Señor”, I'll have the world's best beer, a Corona". The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser". The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors". He gets it.

The guy from Heinenken sits down and says "Give me a Coke". The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask: "Why aren't you drinking a Heinenken?" and the Heinenken president replies:

"Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither I will"