Reason no. 1.- You can enjoy beer all year around.
Reason no. 2.- The stains from beer disappear by themselves.
Reason no. 3.- You do not have to shower attentions on beer.
Reason no. 4.- Beer will wait patiently for you at the car.
Reason no. 5.- Beer is never late.
Reason no. 6.- Hangovers are finally gone.
Reason no. 7.- Beer does not turn jealous when you take another beer.
Reason no. 8.- When you come in a bar you can always get a beer.
Reason no. 9.- Beer never suffers of a headache.
Reason no. 10.- When you have finished a beer the bottle is still valued 5 cents.
Reason no. 11.- Beer does not get mad if you go back home smelling of another beer.
Reason no. 12.- You can have more than one beer a night without feeling guilty.
Reason no. 12 bis.- You can share a beer with your friends.
Reason no. 14.- You can always be sure you are the first in uncapping a beer.
Reason no. 15.- Beer does not demand equality.
Reason no. 16.- Beer does not care about the time you are back home.
Reason no. 17.- You can have a beer publicly.
Reason no. 18.- A frigid beer is a good beer.
Reason no. 19.- Beer comes always in packs of six.
Reason no. 20.- After having a beer the only you have to do is discard the empty bottle.
Reason no. 21.- A beer is not ever more expensive than three bucks and never leaves you thirsty.
Reason no. 22.- When your beer is gone you simply uncap another.
Reason no. 23.- Beer has the same look the following morning.
Reason no. 24.- Beer does not care if anybody is late.
Reason no. 25.- Beer does not care if the kids awake.
Reason no. 26.- Beer does not have a mother.
Reason no. 27.- Beer does not have morals.
Reason no. 28.- Beer does not get hysterical once a month.
Reason no. 29.- Beer always listens and never argues.
Reason no. 30.- Beer does not have cold hands/feet.
Reason no. 31.- Beer does not ever get overweighted.
Reason no. 32.- If you change beers you do not have to sustain her.
Reason no. 33.- Beer will not escape away with your credit cards.
Reason no. 34.- Beer does not have any lawyer.
Reason no. 35.- Beer does not criticize the way you are driving.
Reason no. 36.- Beer never changes its mind.
Reason no. 37.- Beer never asks you to change channels on the TV.
Reason no. 38.- Beer does not ask you to go shopping.
Reason no. 39.- Beer is always easy to get.
Reason no. 40.- Beer never says “No”.