Law 1.- Troubles do not create or destroy themselves, they only change.

Law 2.- There always is a problem for every solution.

Law 3.- What is difficult is what you do every day. That which is impossible takes an additional effort.

Law 4.- The farther is the toilet the more probable the kid ask for “ca-ca”.

Law 5.- When everything fails you should refer to the user’s manual.

Law 6.- If you feel ease, do not worry, it will go!

Law 7.- Only when you are wet in the shower is when you realize you do not have any tawel.

Law 8.- Only the adults have trouble with the child-resistant containers.

Law 9.- An useless object is the one we are keeping for years and we discard right the day before we need it.

Law 10.- If for a long time you have not had any chance many ones will appear, but you will be allowed to pick only one.

Law 11.- When you are in a hurry to come in the house and take the keys to unlock the door you use all the keys but the right one which is always the last.

Law 12.- The probability of something belonging to you be stolen is directly proportional to its value.

Law 14.- The fastest way of finding something lost is to look for it everywhere but where it should be.

Law 15.- The more you try to explain to someone flying with you how safe aviation is the more chances you have of encountering severe turbulence.

Law 16.- For a risk evaluated as regular or bad, always a third unforeseen option will happen and this will be worse than the previous two.

Law 17.- Always you are on time for any “rendezvous” or meeting, nobody will be there yet to see you, but if on the contrary, you are late everybody will be there.

Law 18.- Books are not lost when lent but those you have a special interest to keep.

Law 19.- Always you get that wonderful CD you were looking forward to listening to ... HELL! The walkman runs out of batteries in 30 seconds.

Law 20.- Any equipment with a one year warranty will fail the day 366 after the date of purchase.

Law 21.- It is impossible to tumble down from the floor. It takes nine moths for a baby to learn that.

Law 22.- Clean neckties attract soup.

Law 23.- The probability of the toasted slice falling with the side covered in butter onto the carpet is directly proportional to the price of the carpet.

Corollary: Probabilities are terribly higher when the slice in spite of butter is covered with strawberry jam.

Murphy’s philosophy. Smile today.... tomorrow everything will be worse.

O’Toole’s comment. Murphy was an optimist.

Additional laws.-

Olivier’s law.- Experience is something you get after having been needed

Law of the stupidity.- Only a dummy is able to reproduce other dummy’s work (I am afraid, neither you nor me will be able to meet this law.

Pejenovich’s law.- When preparing the luggage for vacations take half of the clothes and double of the money.

Lassmann’s law.- It is better being rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Launegayer’s comment.- It is easier asking stupid question than amending stupid mistakes.

Law of the lost object.- Any object you are looking for will never show up but when you are looking for any other. At that moment, it will be completely useless even a hindrance.

Corollary.- You should look for anything else when trying to find something.

Jacob’s law.- To make mistakes is human. To blame others is even more human.

Law of the restaurant.- When the order is late and you light a cigarette the bartender will show up with your order.

Corollary.- If the order is late, light a cigarette.

Paneque’s law.- Any situation, even the worst, is susceptible of getting worse.

Law of the coffee aboard.- When the flight attendants are serving the coffee the plane always encounter turbulence.

Corollary.- Coffee service aloft produces turbulence.

Laws of the game of the life.-

1.- You cannot win.

2.- You cannot equalize.

3.- You cannot quit.

Law of the wind.- The wind speed will be directly proportional to the price of your hairdo.

Law of the traffic.- When you are in a hurry the light will always be in red.