The summer is coming and you’re still looking as a fat lump. You don’t want to show up in the beach with that gaudy waist. Look!

You have still time to follow this:

Monday

Breakfast.- Slightly sweety water (half-a-glass) and a little bit of tangerine skin.

Lunch.- Rice with peas (three grains of rice with a ripe pea).

Dinner.- Five minutes watching chocolate commercials on TV.

Tuesday

Breakfast.- A doughnut hole (without sugar).

Lunch.- Two sliced eggplant seeds.

Dinner.- One (three-leaf) clove and two parsley leaves in salad.

Wednesday

Breakfast.- Three medium size toast crumbs in two drops of slim milk.

Lunch.- Twelve ounces of dried air from popped corn.

Dinner.- Two minutes of chewing non-sugar gum.

Thursday

Abstinence Day

Friday

Breakfast.- Two leaves of tea in one ounce of diluted water.

Lunch.- Sucking of two dried clam shells.

Dinner.- Roasted ant thigh.

Saturday

Breakfast.- A thimble-size cup of Norwegian coffee.

Lunch.- Three eyes from Ohio blue potatoes (fried).

Dinner.- Five minutes of thinking of a 16-ounce prime rib.

Sunday

On the day of the sun, the best you can do is to remain in bed dreaming how nice you’re gonna look in the beach, due to your effort during the rest of the week. Your current fatty waist will be very grateful to you.

Some testimonies received.

My husband is very grateful to you. He finally could change the big pig-transportation truck for the two seater sports car he always loved. FS – Bigass (NH)

My problems of leaving the house through the door are over. Now, even I don’t have to use any key, I go out through the keyhole. PT- Slim City (CA)

Thanks to your method, I’m using again that swimsuit I was about to discard when I left the school. Well, a little old-fashioned. MM – Footland (MD)