What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?

God does not think he is a ski instructor

A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you tell the driver?

Sheriff

How can you tell who the ski instructor is in a room full of people?

You don't have to, they will tell you.

What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?

Homeless

A Cadillac with five skiers runs off a cliff, and everybody dies. What's the worst thing?

Cadillac seats six

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six, one to screw in the bulb and five to say, "nice turn," "nice turn," "nice turn"