A guy comes into a hotel and asks the clerk (who was a chinese) if there was any room for one night.
The clerk answers he has only one room in the 10th floor, but in that room his daughter was sleeping; offers the room to the guy but giving him advise that if something happens to her daughter he will apply him the three “Chinese punishments”.
The guy affirms nothing is going to happen and takes the room.
But at night the temptation was so big that the guy “spent” a lot of time with the clerk’s daughter...
The following morning he appears with a huge rock over his body and finds a paper flying which says:
1st Chinese punishment: rock over the body.
The guy stands up, takes the rock and throws it through the window (remember he was at the tenth floor,) but suddenly he finds another paper flying which says:
2nd Chinese punishment: rock tied to right ball
The guy does not think twice and throws himself through the window, when about the fifth floor he reads in another paper:
3rd Chinese punishment: left ball tied to the bedpost