"Señorito!!! *, Señorito!!!, wake up!!!, it is 2 pm, Señorito!!! wake up!!!"

Of course, "Er Señorito" had gone to bed at about 7 am after the typical Friday’s binge, and "Er Señorito", waking slowly up, says:

"Maria, I told you million of times, on Saturdays do not wake me up before 5 p.m.!"

"But "Señorito, do not you remember you asked me to wake you up earlier today because you wanted to go to Cadiz (a city in southwestern Spain close to Jerez) to pay a short visit to your sister. You have not seen her since the day she took the veil! " says Maria timidly.

" Right, I forgot, OK, give me a minute !!! Is there any breakfast ready ?" (remember it was 2 p.m. !!!.). " Well, I will have to stand up, OK, let us try!" and he leaves the bed with a light headache.

" I will see if there is anything to put on me. First thing I need is a pair of pants, I cannot wear these dirty shorts (it was summertime). I will check if there were any in that wardrobe!" he opens the wardrobe and what he finds - 58 pairs of trousers.

"See! how many trousers "Er Señorito" has," he says to himself "is it going to be lack of trousers "Er Señorito?", what amount of trousers "Er Señorito" has! . Well, now I will have to look for a shirt, I cannot go there with this dirty T-shirt" he continues to say " I will check over that other wardrobe!" He opens the wardrobe and what do you think he finds,.. 127 shirts of every kind, silk, poplin, solid colors, heather colors, etc. and he does the same comments to himself:

"See! how many shirts "Er Señorito" has, is it gonna be lack of shirts "Er Señorito", what amount of shirts "Er Señorito" has!" He says at the same time he friendly hits his chin with his right fist. "Well, now I need a pair of shoes. See, what a dirty slippers I am wearing" and so on, another wardrobe and etc.

Finally he thinks,

"How the heck can I go to Cadiz (it is about 10 miles apart)? By train, no, maybe Luigi is aloft with his stupid flying machine, by bus, by foot, well, I will see into the garage".

He opens the garage’s gate and what do you think he finds, well, as far as I remember he found the granddad’s old Hispano Suiza, a couple of Porsche 911T, some BMWs, Jaguars, etc. among others, and after uttering the famous phrases he picked a Lamborghini Miura (12 cylinders and about 150 MPH).

He drives down to the convent where his sister is, he asks about her, and when she shows up she says:

"Fernando, how do you come here showing such an ostentation?".

"Well, it is the first time I come here to see you", he replies.

"But do not you know here in this convent we live in total humility, I took a vote of poverty when I got married to God!".

"God? See! what a brother-in-law "Er Señorito" has, is it gonna be lack of a brother-in-law "Er Señorito", my goodness, what a brother-in-law!"

(*) 'Señorito' is in southern Spain a well-to-do person