Where do you think you are gonna go when you "kick the bucket"?, because whatever religion you belong to, you will find a heaven or a hell.

I am always trying to have a foot on each of them, so when I see that scary lady in black bearing a scythe coming over me I will have time to fall to whatever side I wish at that moment.

But that guy was not so clever and went directly to the hell. As he arrived there he said to himself:

"See! I always imagine the hell as a big ball of fire, and it is not that way. It is full of doors! It looks like you can pick the hell you want. Let us go ahead!".

And effectively, in every door the name of a country was written "the French hell", "the British hell" and so on.

"Well, let us try the Swedish hell!" he said, "at least, the Swedish girls are pretty nice !" he continued to think as he opened the Swedish hell’s door without taking any care. A big bunch of flames suddenly appeared burning his face.

"Oh!, my God!", he said (well, he did not really say only that that but I cannot write here what he really said) "it is really hot here!" (I think that if in his previous life he had remembered so much of God, maybe he would not be there.)

"Let us try over there, the Italian hell, they are famous because of "La Dolce Vita" (The Sweet Life)" and he started opening the door of the Italian hell but this time very, very carefully. As the door started being opened flames started appearing and he closed it again.

"Well, this is going to be a drudgery", he thought, "Look!, the Spanish hell ! On one hand, is better the bad but known than the good but unknown, and in the other hand I know Spanish. Let us come in!"

He approached the door and started opening it but, this time, at a speed of about one inch per hour. As the door was being opened he started listening music, loud voices, etc. When he was finally able to look in through the small opening of the door he did not see any flames but people dancing, drinking and even a couple telling jokes (I was none of them yet. I promise.) "I cannot believe what I am seeing. I will ask".

"Perdone Señor (excuse me sir) ¿es este realmente el Infierno Español? (is this really the Spanish hell?)"

"Of course it is, didn't you see the sign on the door?"

"Yes, I did, but I tried the other hells and all of them were placed in flames. I cannot understand why are you living so happy in here?"

"Listen!" the guy being asked replied, "so far, when we are not in a long week-end, the boss is gone and when nothing of these happen the boiler is broken, so we spend all the stay doing whatever we want to do because this is the Spanish hell!"