The teacher asks a kid:
"Danny, how come you’ve completely copied Jimmy’s homework?”
"I haven’t completely copied it. My name is different!"
Other day the kid asks the teacher:
“Would you punish someone for something he hasn't done?”
“Of course, not!”
“Thank God, because I didn’t do my homework!”
One day the teacher asks:
“What is the difference between a fawn and a young deer?”
And one of the kids answers:
“That’s what I ask myself. What’s the difference?”