I was in that plane flying between Newark (NJ) and Pittsburgh (PA), and as it had come to a straight and level flight the pilot switched the autopilot on.

 

But the pilot did not know the public address system was on, so his words rang out throughout the plane. He said:

 

"Well, the only I need now is a cup of coffee and a blow job!

 

As the stewardess ran forward the cabin to tell the pilot to shut-off the system before he committed further instructions, I called her and I said: