It was a big crash. That plane landed directly into the ground. Immediately after the crash the NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) started investigation to try to find the cause of the accident out.
The first problem they found was the “black boxes” where all the information and communications of the flight are recorded were completely destroyed (really they are not black but aviation orange so they can be easily found after a crash). They didn’t get any conclusion from them. On the other hand everybody onboard was dead. Well, not everybody, a monkey survived.
But who could be able to interrogate the monkey. Finally, they found a person able to communicate with the monkey.They brought that person and the monkey together and started the interrogatory.
"Ask the monkey what the passengers were doing at the moment of the crash”, one of the people from the NTSB said to the translator.
And 'the translator' started doing strange signs with his hands addressing to the monkey.
The monkey replied by putting his both hands together, palm with palm, and resting his head on them as sleeping.
"Well, that does not give us any clue”, the NTSB representative said. “Ask him what the flight attendants were doing at the moment of the crash”.
The translator started doing again strange signs with his hands addressing to the monkey.
Tthe monkey replied moving his arm as skiing (meaning fucking).
"Well, that does not give us any clue”, the NTSB representative said again. “Ask him what the crew were doing at the moment of the crash”.
The translator repeated the strange signs with his hands addressing to the monkey.
And the monkey replied moving his arm again as in skiing meaning the same as before.
"Well, that again does not give us any clue”, the NTSB representative said. "Well, to finish ask him what he was doing at the moment of the crash”.
And the translator did again the strange signs with his hands addressing to the monkey.
But this time the monkey replied by moving his hand as managing the plane’s yoke ( steering wheel in a plane) while showing a happy face and doing a puffing noise with his mouth.
