- The PILOT always make THE RULES.
- THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No CO-PILOT can possibly know all THE RULES.
- If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all THE RULES, he must immediately change some or all THE RULES.
- The PILOT is never wrong.
- If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.
- The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing such misunderstanding.
- The PILOT may change his mind at any time.
- The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without the express written concern of the PILOT.
- The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless the PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times.
- The PILOT is ready when he is ready.
- The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times.
- Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in body harm.
- The CO-PILOT who doesn't abide by THE RULES is grounded.