There were three pilots one was from the navy, the second one was from the air force and the third one was from an airline. All of them were talking big about themselves.

 

The air force pilot said:

"we pilots in air force are the best, we got such good brains that if something happens to us and our brains get scattered, our doctors are so good that they collect all our brains put it together and next day we are back in flying."

The navy pilot said:

"we pilots in the navy are the best, we got such s trong guts that we take off and land on the moving ship, if s omething happens to us and our guts get scattered in the sea then our doctors are so good they collect all our guts, put them together and next day we are back in flying."

 

The airline pilot was listening to them very patiently, when both of them finished he said:

"we pilots from the airline are the best, we have no brains and no guts but still we fly".