That guy was coming back home late at night completely under the weather. He put his hand into his pocket, feel the keys and said:

”My keys!”

He touched the door trying to find the lock and said:

“My door!”

He opened the door as he could, went into the bedroom, touched the bed and said:

“My bed!“

He touched a sleeping person and said:

“My wife!”

He touched further to the right and said:

“Me!”