There are the new topics the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) is considering to be included in the next issue of the FARs (Federal Aviation Regulations).

• It is against the law for a pilot to tickle a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order to get her attention.
• It is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane.
• Lingerie can't be hung on a clothesline at the airport unless the “undies” are carefully hidden from prying eyes by a "suitable screen".
• No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in any state, unless two officers escort her or unless she is armed with a club. The Provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses.
• It is a violation of local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane.
• Pilots and passengers are prohibited from eating onions between the hours of 7am and 7pm.
• Citizens are not allowed to enter an airplane within fou hours of eating garlic.
• No female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane.
• It is against the law to eat ice cream in the local airport with a fork.
• No married man can go flying on Sunday.
• No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
• No one can play cards on the airport grounds with a woman, a child, or an indian.
• No one - man, woman, or child - can be seen flying while barefoot.
• Don't let your horse fall asleep in the airport.
• Women who are single, widowed, or divorced are banned from parachuting on Sundays.
• No turtle races shall be held at the airport.
• Citizens cannot carry a slingshot on an airplane without special permission.
• No pilot can eat unshelled roasted peanuts or watermelon while flying.
• No person is allowed to read the Sunday paper while sitting in a chair at the airport while church services are going on.
• No flyer may wear a pair of pants with hip pockets while flying.
• Gargling is prohibited while flying.
• Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited.
• It is against the law to sneeze in an airplane.
• No flying instructor "can place his arm around a woman without a good and lawful reason" (while flying).
• Juggling in front of an airplane is illegal.
• Roosters may crow, only if it is done at least 300 feet from the airport.